Gamer's Love 1: League of Legends

As I said, every week, starting right now, I am going to post some of what I created love quotes (maybe) from the video games that gamers play.

Just to clarify, this are not quotes said by the characters from the game. But, post that I created (and some of it are have been created by others long ago, so I can't claim copyrights there) are merely made by me.

So, here they are! Enjoy.

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"What's is the purpose of my E when you don't like me?"
--Ahri

"Do I need to plant wards just to see you?"

"My heartbeat when I saw you is like my kill streak. It's unstoppable."

"I'm like Teemo. Everybody hates me."

"You're like the Scuttler. Everybody was hitting on you, but you don't still give a f**k."

"I need to jump so high just to fall for you."
--Pantheon

"You cannot stop me from having a Frozen Heart."

"I'm not the same guy you used to know."
--Kha'zix

"You just notice me when my companions are gone."
--Champions to the Turret

"I'm so good at hiding my feelings."
--every single stealthy Champions

"Did you just auto-cast Exhaust? Cause my world slows down when I saw you."

"I'm so bad at using Ashe's ult. Because I still miss you."

"My only R is to be with you."
--Soraka

"My Gnar goes big when enraged."

"I'm good at giving blow jobs."
--Janna